Alone in the dark,
I sit and wait
To reach out and touch you,
But I fear I'm too late.

Days have gone by,
Since I've heard your voice.
I try not to worry,
But I fear there's no choice.

I feel like I've lost you,
Like there's nothing to gain.
My heart should hold hope,
But it feels only pain.

Alone in the dark,
I scream out your name.
If only you could hear me,
Would you do the same?

I try not to think
About what might be.
If I should ever ask you,
Would you say you love me?

Would you tell me you care,
Or just turn away?
Would you walk away slowly,
Or promise you'll stay?

I whisper, "I love you,"
With an ache in my heart,
Wanting you with me,
Alone in the dark.

Nah loh... koq jadi berantakan gini?.....
Arrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... bantuin lusy donkkkk!!

Seorang pejabat Indonesia berkunjung ke Amerika,
tentu saja disertai sang permaisuri.
Dalam perjamuan makan malam oleh tuan rumah,
terjadi dialog antara istri kedua pejabat tsb.

Mrs. X : Do you like "Salad" ?
Ny. Y : Oh yes, five times a day.
Mrs. X : Wooow.. What kind of dress do you like for salad ?
Ny. Y : Mukena.
Mrs. X : ?????

Esoknya gantian sang tamu mengadakan jamuan makan malam,
dan untuk mempromosikan masakan Indonesia,
disiapkannya menu khas kesukaan sang nyonya,mie rebus.

Ny. Y : Mr. X, you should try "mie"
Mr. X : Slowly please, don't ever my wife hear it.
Ny. Y : Oh never mind, she can try "mie" too, it's still hot, very delicious.
Mr. X : (Oh my god, she's maniac)