1. Pirgo - Pengggawean sing cocok: dodhol blewah karo jengkol. Keuangan: dedel duwel. Asmara: golek sing rodho beneh lan waras.

2. Akuwarius - Penggawean sing cocok: Dodol ondho karo gedek. Keuangan: nyilah-nyilih tonggo wae. Asmara: Sedelok engkas jomblo, dikepret calon mertuwo.

3. Piskes - Penggawean sing cocok: mikuli galon, mangkal ngojeg nang protelon. Keuangan: Ledeh kabeh, kakehan keplek. Asmara: bolak balik ditolak mertuwo.

4. Ariyes - Penggawean sing cocok: ngedusi wedhus, mbecak. Keuangan: kakehan utang, tombok terus. Asmara: benakno disik raimu.

5. Tawurus - Penggawean sing cocok: Ngarit pakan wedhus, dodhol kersen. Keuangan: kapusan konco dewe. Njaluk diruwat. Asmara: gak payu2, ganti pelet e ae.

6. Gemini - Penggawean sing cocok: Nyuluh welut, golek bekicot. Keuangan: ngedoli warisan mertuwo. Asmara: gak jelas sir2an e lanang wedok, mbuh sing endi.

7. Kanser - Penggawean sing cocok: Macul, angon bebek, golek jangkrik. Keuangan: sekarat, atene bangkrut. Asmara: gak ono sing gelem, modal tipis dompet ngapret.

8. Leyo - Penggawean sing cocok: nyableki bokonge bakul jamu. Keuangan : ribet, gak gablek duwik. Asmara: ati2 bakal kepelet karo dukun tekok Tempik Gundul (Tempat Piknik Gunung Kidul).

9. Libra - Penggawean sing cocok: ngorek2 larahan nek gak dadi tukang golek beling. Keuangan: gak becus golek duwik. Asmara: malem minggu sir2anmu ngidam ngelus2 gundule wong tekok Ngawi.

10. Sekorpio - Penggawean sing cocok: Ngelapi genthenge tonggo. Keuangan: podo mlarate, dikuras copet. Asmara: duwe sir2an nggrik2en..

11. Sagitariyus - Penggawean sing cocok: Ngresiki kakus, nek ono wektu nyopeto. Keuangan: bojomu purik njaluk mulih nang mertuwo. Asmara: ditempilingi ae karo bojo mu, jajal lungo takon karo Dukun Ponari.

12. Kaprikorn - Penggawean sing cocok: Dagang krupuk juweni. Keuangan: Nguwatirno, waspada deb kolektor! Asmara: hambar, pacar mu njaluk berlian, ajuuur.

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  Versi Sunda

Saving Private Ryan - Nulungan si Rian
Enemy At The Gate - Musuh Ngajedog di Pager
Die Hard - Teu Paeh-Paeh
Die Hard II - Can Paeh Keneh
Die Hard III With A Vengeance - Nya'an euy Hese Pisan Paehna
Bad Boys - Leutik-leutik legeg
Rocky - Osok Neunggeulan Batur
Rain Man - Lalaki Cicing di Bogor
There's Something About Marry - Ari Ceu Meri Teh Kunaon?
Mission Impossible - Moal Bisa
Titanic - Tilelep
Paycheck - Nganjuk Heula
Reign of Fire - Beubeuleuman
Original Sin - Tara Ka Mesjid
Sleepless In Seattle - Cenghar Di Ciateul
Silence of The Lambs - Embe Pundung
Ghost - Jurig Kasep
Bad Boys - Budak Bangor
Are We There Yet? - Lila Teuing Nepina Euy?
Home Alone - Tinggaleun
Casablanca - Mengkol Ti Sudirman
Gone In Sixty Seconds - Indit Siah Kaditu!
The Awakening - Hudang Sare
After The Sunset - Tereh Maghrib
The End of Days - Se'ep Waktosna

Versi Jawa

Enemy at the Gates -- Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
Die Another Day -- Modare Ojo Saiki
Die Hard -- Matine Angel
Die Hard II -- Matine Angel Tenan
Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?
Die Hard IV (Die) - Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan
Bad Boys -- Bocah-Bocah Elek
Catwoman - Kucing Wedok
Man of Fire -- Wong Lanang Kesumuken
No Way Back -- Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar to?)
Just Married - Mantenan
Red Eye -- Matane Abang (klilipan opo?)
Casino Royale - Togel Akeh Duite
The Hoax -- Ngapusi
Harry Potter - Harry Dodol
Pot Lost in Space -- Ilang Neng Awang-awang
X-Men -- Wong Lanang Saru
X-Men 2 -- Wong Lanang Saru Tenan
Cheaper by the Dozen -- Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
Paycheck -- Kasbon
Independence Day -- Pitulasan
There is Something About Marry -- Meri Ono Apa-Apane
Silence of the Lamb -- Wedhuse Mutung
All The Pretty Horses -- Jarane Ayu-Ayu
Planet of the Apes -- Planete Wong Apes
Gone in Sixty Second -- Minggat Sakcepete
Original Sin -- Dosa Tenanan
The Abyss -- Entek-Entekan
Deja Vu -- Pangling
Seabiscuit -- Klethikan Neng Laut
Terminator -- Terminal Montor
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10 Dino
Lord Of The Ring -- Pedagang Akik
Deep Impact -- Ngantem Njero
Million Dollar Baby -- Babi Regone Sayuto
Blackhawk Down -- Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
Saving Private Ryan -- Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan (pancene ***** tenan opo?)
Gone With The Wind -- Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine
Because I Said So -- Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih
Superman -- Gatot Koco

Versi Minang

Enemy at the Gates -- Lah tibo lawan di pintu...
Batman Forever -- Kalalauang
Remember the Titans -- Lai Takana jo si Titan
The Italian Job -- Karajo maliang
Die Hard -- Payah matinyo
Die Hard II -- Alun Juo Mati Lai...?
Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Ondeh Mandeh.. ndak juo mati mati doh...?
Bad Boys -- Anak Kalera
Sleepless in Seattle -- Mangantuak..
Lost in Space -- Ilang di awang awang
Brokeback Mountain -- Gunuang patah tulang
Cheaper by Dozens -- Bali salusin tambah murah..
You've got Mail -- Ado surek tuh ha...
Paycheck -- Pitih Gaji
Independence Day -- Hari Rayo
The Day After Tomorrow -- Saisuak
Die Another Day -- Ndak kini matinyo..?
There is Something About Marry -- Manga si Merry yo..?
Silence of the Lamb -- Kambiang pangambok
All The Pretty Horses -- Kudonyo rancak-rancak
Planet of the Apes -- Planet Siamang
Gone in Sixty Seconds -- Barangkek lah waang Lai
Original Sin -- Sabana-bana doso...
Mummy Returns -- Lah Baliak si One tadi..?
Crash -- Balago kambiang
Copycat -- Kopi Kuciang
Seabiscuit -- Makan Biskuit di Lauik
Freddy vs Jason -- Bacakak
Just in Heaven -- Lah di Surgo
Ai r Bud -- aia si Budi
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Baa caronyo manyipak urang..
Lord Of The Ring -- Juragan batu cincin
Deep Impact -- Taraso dalamnyo
Million Dollar Baby -- Anak Rangkayo
Blackhawk Down -- Buruang itam si Don
Saving Private Ryan -- Mahagia les ka si Ryan
Dumb and Dumber -- Pakak jo sabana Pandia..

Versi Batak

Drunken Master = Parmitu
Any Given Sunday=Marminggu Hamu Fuang
The Gift = Durung-Durung
Run Away Jury = Martabuni Ho Tulang apa lagi, yah...? bentar, aku lagi
mikir-mikir. . mmmhhhh...
Step Mom= Inang Panirang-Nirangan
Lion King = Sisingamangaraja
Beautiful Mind = Nipi Nama i
Mr. & Mrs. Smith = Smith Dohot Oroan na.
Rest In Peace = Dison Do Maradian (bah, judul film apa pulak ini hehehe...)

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